Zombie Women Of Satan (2009)

Hello everyone. Today we're going to check out Zombie Women Of Satan. First don't let the name fool you it has nothing at all to do with anything Satan related. It's just added to the title to obviously sound more dark. It's actually a low budget comedy from the UK filled with lingerie zombies and topless zombie girls. The beginning starts out pretty slow and I honestly was not sure if I would be able to make it through this film. But thirty minutes into it I started enjoying it and I'm glad I did not turn it off.

The film is based around a group of traveling freaks who consist of a clown who looks like he is from Insane Clown Posse and is obsessed with anything perverted hence the name Pervo The Clown. We also have a cowboy, a midget, a rock chick and some other guys. The rock chick is secretly searching for her sister who was kidnapped years ago and eventually finds her at a cult compound where all the woman have been brainwashed and given new names which just consist of the letters A-Z.

At the cult the father of two girls Red and Blue and a son who takes advantage of the girls so he can constantly have sex with them has been working on using the brainwashed girls as guinea pigs for science experiments and injecting them with fluids and other concoctions he has created. Not to give too much away but eventually one infected girl spits into a punch bowl that is then drank by the house of brainwashed ladies causing them to then turn into zombies and attack everyone. The only difference is that the girls already do nothing but sit around and stare at walls in lingerie so they are now lingerie zombies with the exception of a few who decided to rip their bra's off as they changed into the walking dead.

The film again started slow but once the actual plot starts it's pretty easy to follow and get into. There is alot more I would like to tell but I'd rather you all check it out and see for yourselves. I don't think it's a film that I could watch again and again but I do recommend at least one viewing and possibly one after that with a friend who has never seen it. Some highlights of the film include:

Lingerie zombies
Topless "running" zombies (Oh yeah)
Quotes such as "You man bastard"
A midget who needs to shit
A topless wheelchair zombie who lactates acid (Genius)

Check it out and let us know what you think. Tell me you want an hour and a half of your life back or you enjoyed it. Until next time take care and farewell for now...

Review by Joe

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